Haha

That's it. What I've been looking for.

Do you ever wonder?

I had a cat nap after failed plans to go to Phoenix today. I dreamt of a girl whom I had never met before and who was completely enamored by me only within moments of me cracking Jeremy Asher jokes and being Jeremy Asher sweet. She wanted to make love, but she didn't say love, she asked me if I wanted to "translate" and I knew what she meant.

So I went to the mall to see a movie with friends, and in my brief time there I looked for this girl, and was only met with disappointment. She was nowhere to be found. For some reason I had this deep feeling that she would be there. If she had been, I would have been persistent, I would have asked her out, and I'd probably be spending the evening with her just talking and looking at her gorgeous smile.


Hope I'm not coming off as desperate

: |

I got cat called yesterday. What's even more odd is that it was by a real live human girl.

The waitress.

She wasn't even my waitress, she was the other tables waitress. She kept going out of her way to make eye contact with me and smiled at me a lot.

It was nice